Now accepting sitters
Your dog is already a Duke.
We just paint the portrait.
Upload one photo. See the finished portrait in about thirty seconds — free. Pay only if it looks like them.
No account. No card. Nothing ships unless you ask for a canvas.
Four exhibits
One photo works in all of them. Switching is free.
Choose your sitter
One pet, face visible, daylight if you have it. Old and slightly blurry usually works.
The likeness guarantee
If the portrait doesn't look like your pet, you get every cent back and you keep the file. We don't keep a restocking fee, a processing fee, or twenty percent.
Is this AI?
Yes. A painting model does the work in about thirty seconds, which is why it costs $49 instead of $400. We'd rather say so than pretend there's an artist in a studio.
What do I get for $49?
A full-resolution digital file, 2048 × 3072, print-ready and yours forever. Nothing is shipped. A canvas is offered afterwards, only if you want one.
What happens to my photo?
It's deleted thirty days after your portrait is made, and it is never used to train anything.
Can I paint a person?
Not yet. Cats and dogs only while we get this right.